Weird Vintage Pics That Make Me Feel Like An Awesome Mom

TurkeyLet’s face it, most days I feel like I’m just keeping my nose above water. My kids have too much screen time and not enough veggies. I have too few showers and too much sugar. But some of these old pictures I found on the internet make me say, “At least I’m not THAT bad!”

Here are a few things I have never done:

Let my kids smoke: So many vintage pics of kids smoking! What the Marlboro Kid? Naturally the one with the chicken is my favorite.

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Had a “Mother-Daughter Weekly Weigh-In.”

“See honey? Not eating that cupcake really paid off!”

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Thrown away the “ugly one.”

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Posed my kids with the creepy Easter Bunny.

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They. Are. Terrified. Is that the Easter Wolf?
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You’re surrounded. Resistance is futile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Put my kids up for sale….not that I haven’t thought about it.

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Covered more than my big hips and belly for a picture:

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Made my daughter look “sexy.”

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Done my daughter’s hair while wearing matching bra and panties.

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“Someday you’ll be as developed and womanly as me… Oh wait.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let my child drink Soda:

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Despicable!
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Deporable!
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What? How did my son’s picture get on here!?

 

 

 

 

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Howdy! I don't know why I just said that. I never say Howdy in real life. What's up? I'm Brooke! I started this blog as a place for other moms to share their stories and feel supported! Don't take my posts too seriously, I really do love my kids with all my heart and wouldn't trade this crazy life for anything!

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