Let’s face it, most days I feel like I’m just keeping my nose above water. My kids have too much screen time and not enough veggies. I have too few showers and too much sugar. But some of these old pictures I found on the internet make me say, “At least I’m not THAT bad!”
Here are a few things I have never done:
Let my kids smoke: So many vintage pics of kids smoking! What the Marlboro Kid? Naturally the one with the chicken is my favorite.
Had a “Mother-Daughter Weekly Weigh-In.”
“See honey? Not eating that cupcake really paid off!”
Thrown away the “ugly one.”
Posed my kids with the creepy Easter Bunny.
Put my kids up for sale….not that I haven’t thought about it.
Covered more than my big hips and belly for a picture:
Made my daughter look “sexy.”
Done my daughter’s hair while wearing matching bra and panties.
Let my child drink Soda: