Weird Vintage Pics That Make Me Feel Like An Awesome Mom

TurkeyLet’s face it, most days I feel like I’m just keeping my nose above water. My kids have too much screen time and not enough veggies. I have too few showers and too much sugar. But some of these old pictures I found on the internet make me say, “At least I’m not THAT bad!”

Here are a few things I have never done:

Let my kids smoke: So many vintage pics of kids smoking! What the Marlboro Kid? Naturally the one with the chicken is my favorite.

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Had a “Mother-Daughter Weekly Weigh-In.”

“See honey? Not eating that cupcake really paid off!”















Thrown away the “ugly one.”












Posed my kids with the creepy Easter Bunny.

They. Are. Terrified. Is that the Easter Wolf?
You’re surrounded. Resistance is futile.













Put my kids up for sale….not that I haven’t thought about it.















Covered more than my big hips and belly for a picture:

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Made my daughter look “sexy.”















Done my daughter’s hair while wearing matching bra and panties.

“Someday you’ll be as developed and womanly as me… Oh wait.”
















Let my child drink Soda:

What? How did my son’s picture get on here!?





Howdy! I don't know why I just said that. I never say Howdy in real life. What's up? I'm Brooke! I started this blog as a place for other moms to share their stories and feel supported! Don't take my posts too seriously, I really do love my kids with all my heart and wouldn't trade this crazy life for anything!

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